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Re: Wish you a Happy New Year
May this year shower lots of love and happiness in your life
Keep Smiling Always
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Softwarism ( specially for software ppl)
Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad .
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ...
Softwarism: (Ultimatism. ...)
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them
(Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client
the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then re-do from step 2
7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem
with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Re-do step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from
bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow
rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???
By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and
get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Special Startup Saturday
Conference for Entrepreneurs by Entrepreneurs
Special Startup Saturday on a Sunday! A Kickstart.in initiative
The Auditorium, Indian Institute of Management, Bengaluru
Sunday 15 June 2008, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM
| Kickstart.in is organizing a full day conference for entrepreneurs and aspiring entrepreneurs on Sunday, the 15th of June '08 at IIM Bangeluru.
KickStart is a not-for-profit initiative aimed at promoting entrepreneurship. Driven by the popularity and success of Barcamps and Mobile Mondays in Bangeluru where some of the founding members of KickStart have been involved with, KickStart has been founded to support entrepreneurs and promote entrepreneurship. A lot of entrepreneurs and aspiring entrepreneurs want to learn from others who have been there and done that. This conference is called "Special Startup Saturday", after "Startup Saturday", a monthly event for entrepreneurs held on the second Saturday of every month. Special Startup Saturday has been designed with an array of talks and workshops on specific topics which entrepreneurs want to learn about. A number of seasoned entrepreneurs and experts on entrepreneurship have come forward to address these issues. The conference also features an interactive session on writing a business plan. There is no Registration Fee. The schedule, agenda and registration details can be found at www.startupsaturday.in . |
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| A list of talks and schedule for the event follows: Talk 1 - Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship Talk 2 - Idea Validation Talk 3 - Business Plan - Basics Talk 4 - Technology and IPR Talk 5 - Product Management and Marketing Talk 6 - Legal aspects of setting up your own company Talk 7 - Selling + How to talk to a VC Session 8 - Panel Discussion
For further details, please contact- · Amit Singh, Kickstart.in - +91 98863 14456 email : amit@kickstart.in · Tarun Bansal, Kickstart.in +91 93410 41776 email : tarun.tarunbansal@gmail.com· Anand Prakash Jangid +91 98454 67835 email : anandjangid@gmail.com · Kunalkant Sen + 91 92410 09423 email : kunalkantsen@gmail.com · Rajeev Kumar +91 98861 94776 email : raja.rajeevkumar@gmail.com | |
Sunday, February 3, 2008
THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated
their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become
famous in the city for not having a single
conflict in their period of 25 years. Local
newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to
find out the secret of their well known "happy
going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How
did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "
We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after
marriage. Having selected the horse riding
finally, we both started the ride on different
horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on
which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy
one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
making my wife topple over. Recovering her
position from the ground, she patted the horse's
back and said "This is your first time". She
again climbed the horse and continued with the
ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm
and said "This is your second
time" and continued. When the horse dropped her
third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you
psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you
crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your
first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Wacky Definitions!!!
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Monday, January 21, 2008
Fwd: India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
From: Vaibhav <vaibhavgupta28@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 22, 2008 11:06 AM
Subject: India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
To: "LittleJohny. Blogspot. com" <vaibhavgupta281.littlejohny@blogger.com>
Shock for the Nation!!! (Believe it or not)
Do you know that India is the richest country in the world!
Right now, India is the richest country in the world! Wondering how? It's really amazing.
It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.
He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.
For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a
lawyer by profession. One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.
Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone.
But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.
And he saw a bright ray of light.
He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.
He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each.
He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security.
It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK.
India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.
One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India.
One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.
And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.
India's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.
Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way 'nature changes'.
Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.
He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems.
You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago.
Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago.
The Hindu with its half page article in it.
After that it was censored as classified.
Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and
Natural gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.
India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.
And moreover it can export it to other counties.
It's incredible!! But true.
An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's 'Theory of Relativity'.
Shocked? Read on...
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the 'Theory of Relativity'.
In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP) at Trieste (Italy), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of sub-atomic particles called leptons', which can travel faster than light.
The international physics community is shocked by this discovery.
Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. 'After long, careful and critical
analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan's re search papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation
mounts up on 'leptons'. His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.'
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's IQ with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi), the meter broke down.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.
We should all be very proud of these boys.
Please forward this email to as many Indians ………
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
How Star Says Sorry !
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